Beasterday: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell
This is what happens when smart asses makes movies. It's a horror story about a 30ft easter bunny. But it's also a comedy. So it's a Horromedy? Whatevs, it's a story about a gigantic rabid bunny killing people in the most ridiculous ways possible. It just kills, doesn't eat. Duh...rabbits are vegetarian. To stop the reign of what-the-fuck-ever is a rag-tag team of under achievers working for a company called A Dog Catcher In The Rye. Cute. Anyhoo, this teams includes a small town guy with a massive inferiority complex and an actor that WISHES she was good enough to be washed up. Everyone, including the mayor, is in complete denial (well, except for the victims). It's up to a complete idiot to stop the stupid rabbit and it's dumb reign of kinda terror...by dressing up like a carrot and luring it into a trap.
It's dumb. It's dumb and kinda humorous. But mostly dumb.
Monday: Another poorly done classic....
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