Jurassic Shark
This is getting to be a tradition. Every year I find 7 bad shark movies and dump them on you. So let's get this started
Fake scientists argue amongst themselves if they're drilling too deep for oil. One was right, and there was an explosion that destroyed the lab/refinery and thankfully every bad actor in that scene. Of course this means that a megalodon from a million years ago is awakened and we now know who to root for. Soon we cut to thieves running from the law with a stolen painting. Two of them are eaten by a shark after they capsize on a boat because boat getaways always work on the mainland. Then some semi-hawt workbuddies show up to do some beaching and one of them is eaten and I'm so damn proud of this shark. They run into the thieves and decide to both make their way out of the forest. However the pact doesn't last long and the thieves force the dimwits-in-distress to rescue the painting from the lake. I guess it's a fresh water shark. Several more people get eaten including the ring leader and sadly 2 dimbos survive. Bummer!
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