Conaine Shark
In our opening scene, some dork steals a lame-named drug called HT25 and it's made from sharks. Sounds awesome but it has side effects for the sharks that include mutations. Mutations like Crab Shark!
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| Handsome! |
Bat shark!
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| Mouthy! |
And Sharpedo!
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| 120hp!!! |
This entire story also revolves around an under cover cop infiltrating a shark drug gang. I don't know what this Miami Shark Vice storyline has to do with any of these mutations, but it's happening. I only know that not enough people are dying of shark attacks! Everyone involved in the making of this tightly packed coil of cinematic mastery should be deported to France.
Disclaimer: None of the mutant sharks ever snort coke. Utter twat-wafflery.
Tuesday: Sequels are always better, right? RIGHT???
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