Santa Jaws
So you're a teen who works in a comic shop. You also are drawing your own comic book about Santa Jaws. You're a talented artist but your high school principal doesn't agree because you put a satirical illustration featuring your principal on social media. This results in a grounding. Meanwhile, you find an enchanted fountain pen and do more Santa Shark drawings. This, being a Christmas movie about sharks, means that is a wish, and by Christmas movie law, the wish is granted. The next day, your grand pappi springs you from grounded-to-bedroom prison so you can go fishing. Remember that shark wish that came true? It ate your G-pappi. OoOoOOOHhhhhh, you are SOOO grounded forever now! The shark eats more people, and I fell asleep.
When I woke, it was right in the middle of the final battle. Everyone in his family died by the shark, but the magic pen saved the day because he re-wrote the story. Or, it was a dream. It's a lame ambiguous ending, yet similar to Back To the Future. Am I disappointed? No, I did NOT have high expectations for this movie and yet again, that was the correct call. One down, six to go.
Monday: Board games and Sharks
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