Priest Vs. Shark

 Noah's Shark

Nobody wins in this...NOBODY.

    Stupid jackass priest loses his gig as a TV exorcist and falls into a group of people raising money for an expedition to the resting place of Noah's Ark. Little did he, or any other completely sane person know that the Ark is protected by a demonic shark.

    Oh for fucks sake, Jeff Kirkendall...this fucking guy again. This ass-wipe has shown up in several kooky shark movies and it just pisses me off. 

The twat on the left. Why can't he be on fire?!?

    He takes it serious, but...he's fucking terrible! The supporting cast continually out-acts him in every scene. Find a goddamn day job! How does this chum-bucket keep getting cast in these movies? You look and sound like you should be working as a guidance counselor in a small midwestern junior high school. The only positive I can supply about his performance in this film is YES...he's really good at playing a creepy priest. 

    As always, I'm begging for the end credits as soon as the opening credits end. I'm pretty sure you can find something better to do for 72 minutes than watch this shit-show filmed on a gen-1 I-phone.

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