Why try to reboot a sub-par franchise?

 Children of the Corn (2020)

It's just fucking corn!!! That's all it is!!! 

    I've lost track of how many times they've tried to reboot this. It was a creepy film in 1984, but not scary or gory. Just strange, nothing more. Yet, they kept pumping out sequel after sequel, reboots included. Who keeps giving them money? And why the fuck do I keep watching them?

    I'm going to be brief and brutal to the plot: Corn is haunted, and all the kids know it. Adults can't make money growing it, so they mow it down for government subsides. This angers haunted corn and kids, who kill adults and plan a sacrifice a young girl trying to save the corn. In the end, everyone dies, for which I'm very glad. Moving ON!!!

Sunday: That sound you hear is something fucking awesome coming....