An innocent riverboat excursion turned into a nightmare when a shark just invites itself on deck to murder people. Very rude but laughable because the CGI was from 1995. Up stream is a town on the eve of a fishing tournament hosted by a talking cowboy had. Talking cowboy hat has been warned about the riverboat incident and he quickly dismisses it because of how much money he has in it...and also river sharks are not a thing. And normally he'd be right, but the title of the movie disagrees so I guess some people are going to die.
Look, it's a SyFy production, so you know it's going to be a cookie-cutter animal monster movie: Implausible animal-monster kills people, smart people warn dumb people, but business guy resists because he'll lose money and tries to cover the whole thing up. Animal monster eats business guy and smart people save the day with a techno Hail Mary "it just might work" trap. It's so standard, you can set your watch to it.
Friday: Bible-thumping shark time!!!
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