I still have heroes...

 Ghost Shark

    A redneck couple chartering a boat for a fishing tournament lose their prize catch to a shark. So, they do the logical thing and start shooting at it, and trying to bomb it. The shark escapes and makes its way to a <ahem> hidden cave with clearly supernatural markings on the wall. You can tell they're supernatural because they glow. Anyhoo, this gives the shark some super special powers and it returns as a ghost that just kills the fuck out of them. I like this shark already. BEHOLD YOUR NEW GOD!!!

    The next day, the boat owners daughter finds the boat drifting. As she investigates the likelihood that her daddy is dead, the newly crowned Ghost Shark starts killing indiscriminately. Not happy with the way the local law enforcement is handling it, the daughter starts her own investigation. However, it should be noted that she's not good at it.

    So about the shark itself: It's a ghost, it kills people, and wherever there's water, the shark is near by. From pools to puddles to plumbing, this bastard uses them all with extreme prejudice. My hero!

    My only complaint is the shark didn't kill enough people. I know I'm right because the movie was only boring when the shark wasn't on a kill spree.

Special guest:

Richard Moll!!!

Thursday: Sharks and Rednecks just don't mix...