Ouija Shark 2
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| Nothing this cool ever happens in this movie. |
It's been so long, I don't remember how bad the first one was. I do, however, remember that it was BAD. And the intro is acting like I gave damns to remember the first one by giving us a re-cap. And for what? What was that recap supposed to prepare me for? The guy wandering around hell, fighting guys in gorilla suits with sunglasses? Bikini-clad women getting eaten by a shark, in hell, while a musical number is playing? Obviously not a movie to be taken seriously. The shark is a fucking stuff animal, FFS! Even worse, it fights a stuffed animal alligator in the final battle!
Green screen acting by people that have day jobs OR the finest greenscreen acting that volunteerism can buy. And it goes one for 80 minutes!
Tuesday: Nobody makes a realistic shark nowadays....
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