What the puppet fuck is this?

 Puppet Shark

Again, nothing as cool as this happened in the movie.
This poster is a lie.

    I'm not sure what demographic this was intended for, but regardless, it's clearly childish in nature.

    Uh...look. It's two puppet kids telling puppet shark stories. It's like an ultra-low budget Muppet Show production. But also remove the production because that is NOT what I would call this. It's NOT a horror film. It is only technically a shark film. But it's only 60 minutes, so I don't even want to call it that. In fact, I don't know what to call this at all. It's not funny, scary, or campy. And it's certainly not worth watching. Is it another movie mulligan? Probably. I can't find anything redeemable about this film. Who knew an hour could last sooo long?

Wednesday: Shark week hump day!