"Well, Beavis, You got the 'sucking' part right" -- Butthead.

Vampires Suck

     ...and so does this movie.

     Dear God, it's a spoof movie! I thought it would be a tongue in cheek affair...Nope...this is just a spoof movie.

     OK, having established that, you pretty much know what to expect. Lame jokes, slapstick, contemporary pop culture digs. This is very clearly based on the Twilight series and takes every opportunity to make fun of it. And it does so predictably. One thing of note, the Bella Swan knock off was a far more convincing actor than Kristen Stewart. I realize that might really not be saying much, but I still think it's worth a note.

     And that's about it. What else can you report about spoofs?+

     Oh, and Dave Foley's in it.

Tuesday: <sigh>...More high school 'horror'....I really should have proofread this list....