Monster High
Oh great, a stupid boobie movie from
1989. Some stupid aliens steal a 'doomsday' device called Mr.
Armageddon and crash land on Earth. For some reason, it/he is shaped like a basketball.
Later on, he becomes some lame middle aged dick-weed in a purple lamé
jacket.
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| Meet Mr. Armageddon, Ender of Worlds. He likes classical music, global annihilation, and long walks on the beach. |
So, he runs around killing people in a very Freddy Kruger kind of way
until he's challenged by two complete tools to a game of basketball
that will determine when Armageddon takes place. Yeah, this is an
'80s movie, so that's how things are determined.
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| No, this isn't as cool as Fooley Cooley. Not by a long shot. |
According to him,
Armageddon is inevitable, but he may be able to delay it for a
millennia. Whatever, by time the game started, I was rooting for Mr.
Armageddon to put an end to this abysmal film. Maybe, any universe
that allows this to be created within the confines of natural law
should just be put down. And the cast? Only ONE of the cast members
has a head-shot on IMDB.com. That's how awesome the actors are.
Wednesday-The beginning of this years marathon!
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