'From The Producer Of Twilight' is NOT a good movie promo tag...

 Hansel & Gretel Get Baked

 

Thereby proving that producers are not always right

Whoa whoa whoa...Cary Elwes, Yancy Butler, and Lara Flynn Boyle?!? Diamond in the rough?

NO

        I guess a weed movie was inevitable, despite Evil Bong ending its history 8 "film" run. Movies like this annoy me but I still employ them for just this one time of the year. It always seems like its acted by people that have never been stoned or by a director thats never been around a hippy. Maybe since I've not been scared of a horror movie since I was a kid, I subconsciencly fill that need with green movies like this?  That's for a therapist to decide. In the mean time...

        While smoking up the newest, greatest bud, a BF and GF decide to make brownies or some shit and need more weed to do it. Off the BF goes to buy weed from his source only to be told his pusher is out. So pusher sends him to his source which is a little old lady in Pasadena (I'm not kidding about that). While hanging with the hag played by Lara Flynn Boyle, she steps out of the room to gather his stash warning him to not touch the gingerbread house. *When a spooky old lady selling weed tells you not to touch her gingerbread house....DON'T FUCKING TOUCH HER DAMN GINGERBREAD HOUSE!!!* She'll eat you...starting with your dick (if applicable). That sets off a chain of events including missing persons (because she ate the BF), Yancy Butler of Police Squad, street gangs, and witchery. Yeah, turns out the little old lady is a witch and is ALSO eating the soul essence of younger people to get young an pretty again. But Lara's getting up there in years and MILF is the best she can hope for.

        It's really a rather boring movie and the climax is predictable with the witch seemingly killed. Spoiler, she's not because she was keeping a horcrux in her pet cat? Whatever, the's not going to be a sequel so who cares.

        OH, and about the roll Cary Elwes played: In the very beginning, he was a meter reader for the local power company who started sniffing around and got dragged to his death. That's it. What a waste of talent.

Sunday: Rednecks and zombies....great...just great....