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So the movie starts with a voice-over of a guy scuba diving, a lady is eaten by a shark, aliens show up, then a woman buries a dead cat in a cardboard box and then urinates on it....more aliens...I guess the aliens possessed the shark....there's some sort of sunken treasure sub-plot....Hell if I know, I don't even know why there was a shark in this movie at all considering they're basically a footnote. This turd floating in the proverbial punch bowl is all over the place but it does have a sense of humor. I'm glad somebody did. Most of the F/X was made with shit that people throw on the curb during a city-wide cleanup day. Even the worst Godzilla movie is miles above this groaner, but it's still not the worst: That honor goes to Virus Shark.
Saturday: Sometimes Christmas horror films confuse me....
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