Sand Sharks
So basically, it's Jaws, but instead of sharks in the water, they're in the sand. So it's Beach Jaws? Do I really need to go in depth? The plot is pretty weak, but the acting is better that anything I've seen all week. However, that's still not saying much. You're still forced to sit through Brook Hogan's second cinematic attempt and what a treat that is. At least Parker Lewis plays an over-the-top jackass that says "I know what this film is about and I'm going to have some fun with it".
Oh, and he dies in the end. Everyone should have, but his was the best.
Friday: Nobody knows how to make a proper shark alien movie these days...
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