Swamp Sharks
Some corrupt dumb-ass pays another dumb-ass to get some big dumb-ass shark. Big dumb-ass shark escapes (duh) into a swamp and starts eating dumb-ass people. Do you really need any more details on this dumb-ass movie? No. It's another in a long line of killer animal movies that we've seen countless times....yet my dumb-ass keeps watching them for reasons I just don't understand. But one thing is always for sure: I'm rooting for the shark. And after seeing this cast, you'll see things my way:
Wade Boggs?
Christy Swanson?
DB Sweeny?
Yep...dinner is served!
Monday: Only the 2nd worst title this year...
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