There, I did it. It's finally over....

Cult Of Chucky

Still not scary.

Andy's back, Nica's back, Tiffany's back, and of course, Chucky is also back.

     Nica's been in an institution for several years and after all that therapy, she now believes that Chucky was never alive and that SHES'S the one that did all the killing. Since she's progressed so well, she's moved to a medium security facility where she's instantly the most disliked person there. But she also gets laid in the first 20 minutes of the film and wheelchair sex looks as awkward as it sounds. Also, if she's paraplegic, how can she feel anything?!? The math doesn't add up there.

     Anyhoo, pretty sooon Chucky dolls start showing up in the mail and you know once that happens, things get stupid and bloody. Those things include an auger drill to the back of the head, multiple stabbings, glass decapitation, wrist slitting, and a head caved in by stomping the shit out of it in heels. It's in the last 3rd of the movie it's revealed that Chucky found a spell that will let him duplicate himself in as many dolls as he wants. And much like the last movie, Tiffany is working in the background, setting things up for Chucky to murder the shit out of everyone. There's the side story where Andy is keeping the head of Chucky and routinely tortures it, but it hardly pays off in the end. I found it useless. What I did find interesting is how a facility that large only has 1 orderly, 1 nurse, and NO security cameras! At one point there's 3 dolls running around that place.

Seriously, nobody sees this on a security camera? AT ALL?!?

The best news is, I'm done with that little bastard doll for this year. The only thing left is the reboot and maybe I'll get to that next year.

Tuesday: Jason's under-achieving cousin....

Right back at ya, buddy!