Evil Bong 666
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| Face the face of Evil, Face the face of Stupid. |
OK, so maybe I've
gone too far. Maybe I've pushed myself to the point of futility in
watching these terrible movies. And yes, I've been stoned to the
point where I thought I couldn't move my arms, hands...eyes. Limited
experience, but I have a background and I have to admit, there's no
way in hell that I would have ever found this funny. It helped me
with Pink Floyd's Animals, but this would be a pile of shit under any
kind of influence. I could have been watching the Devils play they
Coyotes, but no...I said 'I have to do this' because I have
masochistic integrity. Damn it.
Rabbit has sold
EeBee's Boutique to a hot Satan worshiper named Lucy Furr and somehow
she springs EeBee the Evil Bong from Sexy Hell (fuck, this is
fan-fiction written by a 12 year old). EeBee tells her about Sexy
Hell and Lucy will do what ever she has to go get there. I'm not
really sure what's so great about Sexy Hell, but it's ran by a guy
named Beelzebud. Two of the mainstay hotties from the other 5 movies
also get sucked in to the Sexy Hell and for some stupid reason,
Rabbit and EeBee get together to try and bring them back. Then they
send Gingerdead Man as an enforcer, then they make their own
'Gingerweed Man' and then you realize that even though this movie is
only 1 hour, 5 minutes...you've wasted your entire Saturday night.
It's now ruined because you spent an hour watching characters in a
franchise that should be burned to the ground, and the ashes blasted
into space. Who cares how it ended (though I did watch it all), I
just know it's over.
….but you know
damn well there's going to be a sequel, on top of the teaser for the
next Gingerdead Man film....I've created my own hell....
Sunday: The Final 3...
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