Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Really, I'm starting to become ashamed of this...

Evil Bong: High 5

    When we last saw these retarded potheads, they were stuck inside Eebee's bong-world. And I was happy knowing they were stuck in there. They weren't bothering anyone, and they weren't making stupid weed jokes. Sadly, Eebee decided to up the ante on her world domination plot by sending Rabbit and Larnel to the real world to make money selling her super mega weed. As ransom, she holds Larnel's kinda-girfirends in the bong-world till they round up $1 million dollars. This plot's got some meat on it's bones!

     Aw screw it, I lied. That's it, man....that's all there is to this story. I sat there for 70 minutes and watched the same group of people make un-funny weed jokes, watched the same stupid sentient bong call everyone a 'muthafucker', and the same creepy perv make stupid pervy tit jokes. Everyone in this film should be ran over by a dozer. This was made by Full Moon Entertainment! Where's the horror?!? At the end of the film, we see Eebee sucked into Rabbit's 'Nothinghole' and then we realize the horror is knowing there's one more sequel..
Wednesday: It's a Clive Barker story, so it should be solid, right? RIGHT?....

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