Really, I didn't give the Puppet Master films this much of a free pass...

Malice

Let's be honest. They're really selling this with nerdy goth sex. Jokes on you, she's 16.

     OK, not technically a movie, more of a web series compilation. But hey...the Internet has made it easy for a lot of movies to get made when it wasn't previously possible...and made it possible for other movies to be made that shouldn't have happened. This is the result of a Kickstarter campaign and is loaded with people doing their best, and a possible over use of CGI. There's also a crap-ton of inconsistencies but it's best to just over look them and try to enjoy this otherwise decent offering.

     This ghost story starts when a dysfunctional family moves into a their newly deceased grandmother's house and try to start over. Within the first week, mom is last seen wandering away from the house via the back yard...and she disappears. More spooky things start happening and we're treated to a family outing that involves shooting up a cemetery and then dad disappears. Then sister disappears and it's now all on Alice, our main protagonist. At the climax, the whole plot reveals itself to be pretty squishy but I was strangely entertained the whole time. And again, the inconsistencies are thick. Thick enough I should tear this film apart for, but since it was such a decent watch, I did my best to ignore them. They're still there, festering, seething, but I have control of them for now....

Sunday: Megalomaniacal and chicks dig the uniform...