After School Massacre
Some Mean Girls get a teacher fired, and
in turn the teacher goes on a murder rampage. Filmed for about $40
in some dude-bro's basement and backyard, you won't have to worry
about the set being overwhelming. I used to think the worst movie I had ever seen was Flesh Eating Mothers. But that movie was so bad that it was fun to watch. This is a movie that should not
have been made. Whatever they were trying to do, it didn't happen.
What did happen was a bunch of snotty 'teens' (really, none are under
the age of 25) get murdered for wasting film. And oxygen. Thankfully,
this waste is only 73 minutes with a happy ending. And by happy
ending, I mean everyone dies in the end. The end.
Need proof of killing as a necessity? Please observe the ending credits:
Saturday: Why are you using guns on a ghost?
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