Leprechaun: In The Hood
Leprechaun:
In The Hood
Time
to finish what I started last year, but with no fucking help from
Netflix. In the past, I had a collection of downloaded films, as well
as .99¢ bin cheapies to pull from. I've avoided
streaming because I could never count on Netflix or Hulu to keep the
same movies as I made my calendar out months in advance and I was
trying to avoid what happened this year. I made my list in September, less than a month before Oct. 1st,
and thought I wouldn't any or few hiccups. But Netflix removed 4
films at
the start of October. All 4
were horror films. So removing horror movies before the OFFICIAL
month of horror begins has got to be the work of a fucking retard. So instead I had to scramble and find some shady website to stream from. God only knows what malware got loaded on my machine. Next year, I'll make sure I have hard copies. Now that I've got my
rant out of the way...
Somehow,
Lep ends up in Compton in 'totem mode' and Ice T manages to wake him
up, then capture/refreeze him with the Necklace Of Holy Leprechaun
Freezing and takes his gold. Years later, Ice T is a mogul using
Lep's gold and flute to stay rich and run a record production
company. 3 dunder-headed hip-hop hopefuls get their chance to have T
produce for them, but they end up robbing and stealing his shit.
During the heist, they free Lep and the game is on.
Highlights
include
*Ice
T
*Cameo
by Coolio
*Bud
smoking Leprechaun
*A
Tiger Woods reference made by leprechaun that's been frozen since
before Tiger was born so there's *no way he's have any idea who that
is....
*There's
a lot more cross-dressing than I expected
Right
before the credits roll, we're treated to Lep doing a rap....just in
case you wanted to dislike this movie just a little more....
Thursday:
He upgraded to a bong...
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