Leprechaun: Origins
This movie makes me happy. Happy
because it's the last damn Leprechaun movie in the franchise.....for
now.
4 hiking tourist decide to head to some
crappy little villa in Ireland and the residents warm up to them
right away. Two of the towns people offer them a place to stay for
the night and the hikers agree. The joy is fleeting, however, as once
they're dropped off it becomes clear something is trying to eat
them...
...this is because something IS trying
to eat them. It turns out the villagers are assholes that stole gold
from our little Gollum-like leprechaun and now use wandering
twat-waffles' like these hikers as sacrifice to keep the little
bugger at bay.
Ug...a WWE funded movie? And
Hornswoggle for fuck sake?...Actually, this is a very good thing. For
once, the entire franchise is put on its heels by making an ACTUAL
horror movie and not some dopey one-liner filled turd with endless
sequels. Though it's your standard 'monster chase' fare, it's still a
step in the right direction to freshen this turd up. And as much as I
like Warwick Davis, I'm tired of seeing him in heels spouting shitty
rhymes and cheesy puns. Sadly, I doubt this trend will continue with
the franchise as Lep is really more beastly, and less evil. Just
being a blood thirsty animal is not the same thing as a truly evil entity.
That unfortunately makes this just another mindless monster movie.
But hey, you get an 'A' for effort!
Saturday: One last film, one last taste of hell...
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