Gingerdead Man Vs. Evil Bong.
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| It really is what it looks like. |
Boobs in the first 5 seconds of the
movie. A new record. So here we are again, watching a terrible movie
with bad script, cheap F/X, and simple low-budget acting. Somehow,
Full Moon Entertainment can still hammer out the hits. This was
clearly made in someone basement. It appears they blew their budget
on the bewb models which includes Masuimi Max.
So far the first half of the movie is
just a damned flashback vehicle, and I've never seen any of the
other sequels to either of the franchisees. Now I'll probably have
to, but that's my OCD to blame. Trust me, however, you don't need to
see them to get this film. The flashbacks tell the entire story.
But really, none of that is important.
It's a stupid weed/cookie movie with someone named 'Larnell'. 1 part
flashback, 1 part incomprehensible story. But there is a literal wall
of boobs. I'm not kidding about that.
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| No, really. Wall Of Boobs. Right there, on the wall |
There's also a bunch of cameos
from other FME series's, but not even I can tell you what films
they're from. In the end, the body count is 3, and
our main protagonists only know about 1. The other 2 are lying in a
kitchen, currently bleeding to death. That's really going to be hard
to explain to the cops....
Oh, and by the way, Gingerdead is stuck
inside EeBee, the Evil Bong, smoking a joint.
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