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| Do this first |
Then try to watch this....
Gingerdead Man
Well, here we have our mid-month film,
and it involves a sentient gingerbread man haunted with the soul of a nutball killer that looks exactly like Gary Busey. That mostly
because it IS Busey, but that's really irrelevant.
For reasons I don't know (but I'm sure
were covered), Gary is killing people in a diner. Then we cut away or
something. I don't really know, I wasn't paying attention. Next thing
I know, 3 dip-shit slackers working in a bakery are having cat fights
while being chased around by a poorly puppeteered waking/talking
gingerbread man.
I guess it happened when someone got a cut while
prepping dough and since these slacktards have no concept of
microbiology or blood borne diseases, they technically created this
little monster because of hygienic ignorance. Serves them right.
After all those puns, everyone involved in this film should have died
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| How could you let these idiots live? |
I still have no idea (nor any concern) how Gary Busey's soul got into the gingerbread dough. All I know is there wasn't much to talk about in this movie so I used .gifs as filler. Did I mention GingerGary could drive?
The only positive spin I can find would be the time. It's only 75 minutes long.
Friday: This week reaches it's logical conclusion....
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