Tokyo Gore Police
Considered one of the big daddy
Japanese gore movies, this lives up to it's name.
Ruka is a born killer when it comes to
dispensing with the “Engineers”, a group of virally mutated
humans that sprout weird weapons from every orifice. That's her job
with the Engineer Hunters. They're a SWAT-like team of assassins that
are, you're never going to believe this, rather violent in their
methods. Ruka is also trying to find her fathers killer, who
assassinated him when she was young. So, yeah, a pretty strong side
story, right? Oh just humor me, these things make little sense.
Most of the storyline is about a man
called The Key Man, and he's the one that created the virus. Her
main mission is to hunt him down and kill him. However, after meeting
him in his house, and getting a fat dose of truth about her father's assassin, she chops him in half. Turns out, his father was the
assassin, and he was ALSO killed shortly after that! Dick move, bro!
From there on, it's a total bloodbath as the Hunters go on a killing
spree, offing everyone that has the 'virus', usually in the most
disturbingly violent ways possible. Also, somewhere along the way,
Ruka is infected with the virus and she starts popping out weird
appendages and a snapping dragon hand (?). Does it really matter at
this point? Does any of this ever make sense to the Western world?
Nope. It never will and that's why we're drawn towards it, even it if
overloads us. Towards the end, there's a boss fight and guess who
wins? Yup. Naturally, the end sets us up for a sequel but this was
released in 2008, and as of 2014, nothing's happened yet. So for now,
indy film houses will just have to settle for replays of this weird
as fuck movie. Oh, you want to see what makes it weird? Fine:
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| Yes, that's his weiner. It shoots stuff. No more detail needed. |
Aaaannd:
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| Fuck it. No comment. |
Friday: One more freakshow before some sanity!
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