Frogs
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| How was this considered scary? |
A very young Sam Elliot and Joan Van
Ark star in a movie about the environment getting all bent out of
shape because of the pollution and senseless hunting. As the title
implies, the frogs, as well as countless other reptiles, all band
together to become eco-terrorists. Actually, the frogs appear to be
the ringleaders or the brains behind the operation. You never see
them actually kill anyone as most of the dirty work is done by
snakes, lizards, and tarantulas.
The death scenes are just damn silly.
When someone is killed and someone, usually Mr. Elliot, finds the
body, it's covered in little lizards, snakes, and spiders. It looks
like someone got a little crazy with the sprinkles on their murder
cupcake. One by one, they're all taken down in various manners that
just aren't scary. The snapping turtle incident being the worst.
Stewie Griffin once called the turtle 'Natures D student' and here
we're being conned into believing that the turtle killed a lady stuck
in mud. Of course it's not shown, so it's just simply implied.
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| Seriously? You're only ankle deep!.....Lady, you've probably had this coming for a long time. |
Eventually, the 2 hawtest people
in the movie escape (along with some kids they now own) and make
there way to safety...sort of. Turns out this terrorism was a little
more wide spread. The only cool thing (and I do mean the ONLY cool thing) that
we're treated to is an animated frog with a hand in it's mouth,
post credits.
Sunday Pt. 2: Japan Week!
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