31 days, 31 movies, 31 reasons to put
something else off. For example, cleaning the toilet. Skip it,
because the worlds best and worst horror movies are to be viewed for
entire month of October. Otherwise known as our annual Halloween
Horror Movie Fest of Doooom. DOOOM.
Having said that, last year was a
complete disaster in both the Midwestern branch, as well as the New
England operations center. Things just refused to work with us, so
everything went south. However, this is a new year, and a new
opportunity to make with the damn horror films. And we're going
to....so we will. First up.....
Monster Brawl!
The premise is simple: Famous, and
non-famous, monsters go at it in a wrasslin' ring. It's a death
match, so that, in theory, means the zombies already have this fight
locked in. Or did they already lose? Either way, it has a cyclops
and a witch-bitch. It's treated like a typical professional wrestling
affair with a little bit of Mortal Combat mixed in. One glaring
omission? There's no spectators, no crowd, no cheering, and no
booing. I'm sure this was done to keep costs down and I'm betting
half the budget was used on the F/X, which were also less then
spectacular.
The cast is filled with typical
B-grade no-name actors. However, for some reason, Dave Foley and
Jimmy Hart round out the cast. Or, rather, those are the only two I
immediately recognized. When I watch Dave Foley, I'm immediately
reminded of every character he played on Kids in the Hall.
And the ending? The credits start
rolling after a fight starts between Frankenstein and Kevin Nash
(yes, that Kevin Nash). I'm not sure if that was a cliffhanger or they ran out of film.
Up Next...The "H" stands for HELL!
Aw hell...Netflix better have this bitch...
ReplyDeleteDamn, Big Sexy must be dead broke.