Clown House
OK, this is better. It's about a 'fraidy kid who, much like me, hates
clowns. So, yeah, let's go to the circus! Makes sense. So the three
brothers tra-la-la on over to the circus and the youngest has the piss scared out
of him. BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT FUCKING CLOWNS ARE AT CIRCUSES.
Meanwhile, at the conveniently placed insane asylum just down the street, three patients
break free and sneak into the circus, murder some clowns (yay!), and
steal the clown outfits and go on a rampage (boo). For some reason, they
set their sights on the boys and start terrorizing them in their own
home. Naturally, the boys win, but here's some random thoughts about
it:
First, I'm not sure who this movie was geared towards, but the main
protagonist are young boys. In contrast, it's got a lot of killing
and blood, so it's a bit confusing.
Second, what happened to the oldest? Did he die? Last we saw of him,
he was unconscious and bloody. He's dragged off into another room by the middle brother, but
he's never brought up again.
So in the end, I liked this movie, even though it was a bit dull. It
reminded me of a great '80s mid range horror movie that you'd watch
with friends on a sleepover.
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