The Mutilator
Fucking college co-eds...it's always college co-eds. Screen writers HATE them. Naturally, so do I because they're all idiots. I wish The Mutilator nothing but success in his endeavors. Every one of these block-heads are terrible to be around and they should have their face punched often or just removed.
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| Kill them ALL!!! |
Ed is a kid. Ed cleaned all of his dads guns, but somehow didn't notice the chambered round in a rifle and pulls the trigger (he didn't clean them very well), killing his mommy. Dad has a mental breakdown but somehow still manages to raise a well-adjusted son by himself and even sends him off to college.
However, with time the pot finally boiled over and his dad decides to start picking off his sons co-ed friends while they're at his vacation fishing house over Fall Break. And by the way, just what the hell is Fall Break? I never went to a 4-year university or college, but I'm pretty sure Fall Break didn't involve road trips to vacation homes in the same vein as Spring break.
Anyhoo, as soon as they arrive and the Sun sets, dad starts murdering all the stupid horny co-eds with pretty much whatever he had lying around. Examples of his 'can-do improvising' can seen as follows:
Death By drowning
Death by boat motor
Death by axe-capitation
Death by Hay Fork (It was Ralph, and it was the most satisfying death!!! Fuck Ralph)
Death by Giant Fish Hooking
The good thing about B-grade horror movies from the '80s is they are finite...and I'll be happy to remove this from my watch list.
Monday: Monsters HATE sex in the woods...
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