Sharkula
2 dopey meatheads are invited to work in a fishing village.
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| Said meatheads |
Their mysterious employer sends his Renfield to greet them and help them settle in. Everything about the town is strange, and Renfield is extra weird. That's because his employer is none other than Dracula! And Drac has a pet shark that hangs out in the water and eats sacrifices offered up by him and his disciples. But none of that is important. What's important is the gross mis-use of a kick ass movie poster and slick title:
...while in reality we're given this jackass again:
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| Said Jackass |
...and this fucking vampire shark:
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| You went with this?!? |
...all while filmed in 20fps. This title and presentation had everything going for it...till you actually watch it. It's at that point you realize they wasted a cool title, kick-ass movie poster, and usable idea and turn it into a steaming tightly packed coil that some lazy neighbor left on our front lawn. This is not a movie to be celebrated, this is a movie to be pitied. Balls!!!
Saturday: I may have peaked with Sky Sharks....
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