Blood Hook
Five idiot co-eds venture to a fishing cabin "in the north" for some sort fishing contest and to inspect said cabin that one of the morons inherited. The back-story on the cabin is something happened, a grandpa disappeared, and ooOoosoooOo spooky! Anyway, the insta-hate for every one of these societal flaws runs deep.
So the killer uses fishing equipment to 'catch' people and kill them. Yes, it's a giant lure that kills people and this silliness has Troma written all over it. As the killer starts knocking off people, you realize you how much you love him because the these people have it coming: an O.G. Karen, Punk Rocker Dork, Stupid Middle Aged Fisherman, Pretty Love Interest That Basically Cheated On the Fishing Hero, and Fishing Hero. Meh...nobody will miss them.
Once it becomes clear who the killer is...
 |
| It's this guy |
...and why he's killing (something to do with bugs, music, and a metal plate in his head), we're treated to a anti-climatic climax scene that includes a fishing fight with 2 guys hucking giant lures at each other to see who dies first. At that point, the only thing that dies is your hope for man-kind's contribution to the cinematic arts. And because EVERYONE sucks at their job, the bad man, (our hero), escapes to wander and terrorize the woods and hopefully find more horney college co-eds to...um...hook up with(?).
Some random notes:
I keep hearing the Taco Bell chime
How the fuck did this get stretched out to almost 2 hours?!?
So there's a killer on the loose but people find it a good idea to go outside alone...in the dark?
Deaths by:
Death By Giant Lure
Death By Giant Lure
Death By Giant Lure (damn it, she survived)
Death By Giant Lure
Death By Giant Lure
Death By Giant Lure & Hook Pole
Saturday: When in doubt, reboot...
No comments:
Post a Comment