Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Not The Kind Of Boobs You Were Hoping For....

 Slumber Party Massacre II



    Like a proper sequel, a carryover from the first film starts us out with nightmares and premonitions supplied by a slightly older Courtney. Her older sister, the hero from the first movie, is now in a mental institute and rather than go see her for the weekend, Courtney opts to hang with her rock band mates in a condo. Despite a very clear warning from her sister in a dream, they all head out to the condo for some girl-power time.

Submitted without comment for your safety and mine.

     However, the premonitions and dreams become worse and a guitar playing dork dressed in leather presents himself as the slasher from the first film, nearly re-incarnated

...fucking dork....

     Shortly after that, Courtney is trying to get some play from her love interest when the guitar dork becomes completely real and starts drilling people with his drill...guitar. Drilltar? Whatever, it's all just stupid and he's the worst bad guy I've seen this October.
HE DOES A MUSICAL NUMBER!!!
 How the FUCK am I supposed to take this serious? 

     Billed as a black comedy slasher, it's more silly than anything. Much like the first film, it's only 75 minutes long and if you came for the boobs, I have some bad news for you. It's VERY limited and I had that figured the minute I saw Crystal Bernard as the main character. 

Friday: Can you really make this sequel?


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