Tales From The Crib: American Nightmares
Our second anthology film begins with hackers being hacked by...um....a story telling Danny Trejo and Nichelle Nichols(?!?) Yeah, she had lines but I'm not sure if she even knew she was acting in a movie. Form the producers (or something like that) of Tales From The 'Hood, we have a selection of short stories that are....boring to say the least. Not even the kills are interesting. Please observe:
Death by sword in the anus
Death Zap Gun
Death by Robot
Death by Electrocution
Death by Torch to the Face
Death by Healing
Death by Demon.
Total 'meh' vibe. I could go into detail of every story, but they're just boring and I don't even remember them. They seemed hastily written and very predictable. Tales of Halloween is a far better choice. See that instead.
Monday: Wiccans and Purple rocks from Space!...
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