Bad CGI Shark
Out of the 7 terrible shark movies I picked, I hoped just ONE of these films was actually fun. House Shark tried it's best, but it was too silly. Raiders of the Lost Shark was....pointless. Shark Exorcist and Super Shark flatlined through their entire 70 minute runs. Mega Shark vs. Kolosus should never have been made, and Psycho Shark was this years movie mulligan. So that leaves us with one last chance to have a fun shark movie. No pressure, Bad CGI Shark, but this entire week rests on you...
Two brothers are fans of sharks and as kids, they wanted to make a movie. Divorces happen, and the brothers are split up. One becomes an office drone, the other a useless hippy. The father, keeper of the hippy, kicks him out and sends him to live with his drone brother...who just got fired. Then a shark floating in mid-air shows up and that's where it becomes a fun movie. Did you read that right? It is actually a funny movie with people that can act (mostly). Holy shit, how'd I find this one?!?...
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| Living up to the title! |
...Oh, I remember now....I found it while slogging through 6 other shitty shark movies that I'll never have to watch again.
Sunday: Give a crappy movie a crappy sequel? How trendsetting.....
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