Sunday, October 25, 2020

 The Car



     In a nasty dirty future, an ambitious public defender is tortured and killed because he has a data chip the bad guys want. When they're done, they toss him out a 30th floor window and he lands on his newly acquired luxury car with terrible Lambo doors. Apparently, the corpse and car combine to create what is probably an unnecessary sequel to a slightly obscure 1977 car horror film of the same name. He was also a possessive near-psychopath hell-bent on getting back together with his ex and she's not having it. Needless to say, the man-car goes on a rampage killing all the fiends involved with his murder....as well as ANYONE that comes near his ex. I'm not sure if they intended this to also be a horror drama, but they tried their best. Thankfully, this is slightly better than the original and car from that movie makes a cameo as a donor. There's a lot of squishy head-'sploding gore with deaths such as:

Death by car

Death by car 

Death by Car

Death by Car 

Death by Car 

Death by Car 

Death by Car  

and Death by Car

It's a car. It can't do much other than run over people.

Monday: Proper use of Dinosaurs and Ninjas...

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