Velocipastor

     After a priest's parents die in a horrible explosion,  he decides to go for a soul searching travel. While "in China", he meets a woman with an arrow in her back and a large claw-like thing in her hand. After she dies in his arms, he makes a run for it and accidently cuts his hand on the claw. I guess that turns him into a dinosaur, specifically a velociraptor, and he saves a hooker from a would-be robber by mauling him to death.  

     Let's just stop right there for a sec. At least the title is accurate, and yes, it's a comedy. An intentional comedy. It leans a lot towards the absurd...

I mean,  REALLY absurd....

Yep, this is my hobby.

Funny, silly, cheap....that meets all the requirements for me!

Tuesday/Wednesday: One more Stephen King double header....