Well, so much for Alice

Friday the 13th Part 2

     We first start with Alice hardy, the only person to survive the first movie,  having dreams of the terror she went through (see: flashbacks) Sadly, she doesn't last long because someone put an ice pick in her temple. Could totally be a random. Or it could be Jason. It's Jersey, so it can be hard to tell.

Nah, it's totally Jason. they make sure you get a gander at his stunning looks near the end of the film

     A new camp opening on the other side of Camp Crystal Lake means new councilors! That means plenty of new ways for people to get killed and new beeeewbs! Crazy Ralph is a familiar face and starts some peep-toming when he's strangled by our mystery killer (probably Jason).  After that, we're off the Slaughterlympics with deaths including strangulation, dog slaughter, claw hammer to head, throat slitting, machete to face, double spearing, and good 'ole fashioned stabbing.

He actually made a 'Gwaaaa" sound.

     There's nothing really new here, but this was when making a summer camp kill-o-rama was simpler and the only upgrade you needed was to make the blood a little squirtier.

Interesting note---2 movies in, still no hockey mask. I give this film 2 machetes and a hatchet.

Thursday: I guess you never really leave High Skoo..er, Shcoo....wait...s-c-h-o-o-l. Got it. Thanks, Googles!