Thursday, October 12, 2017

Do rednecks make great horror movies?

Bubba, the Redneck Werewolf


Yes. Yes they do

     In the small backwoods town of Broken Taint, there's a ne'er-do-well named Bubba. He's a kind young man that loves dogs and works in a dog pound. He's got a great repertoire with the canines and he seems happy. But, he's also a dumb redneck that's just looking for a little love in his po-dunk white trash town. Sadly, the towns people know he's simple and treats him as such. That's disappointing considering he's the most likable guy in town

    After being jilted by his flame, he makes a deal with the Devil and somehow becomes a werewolf. With this new found full body rug and some bitchin' fangs, he's also found physical strength and some wicked confidence which really mixes well with his redneckatude. After doing some hell-raising and getting his wolf on, he realizes the Devil has been ravaging the town with terrible soul contracts that don't deliver or were misleading. What's a wolf to do?

     Well, I'll tell you what a wolf does. He gets off his little crybaby ass and challenges that there Devil to a drinking contest. Something about bouncing quarters in a glass...I really don't know, I hate drinking games. You wanna get drunk? Then drink. Anyhoo, the Devil looses on a technicality, and the townspeople are saved. Even the guy with a bat stuck in his head because he said he wanted to be 'Batman'.

     Overall, it's a silly movie, but likable. Based on a comic book by the same name, there's lots of typical redneck jokes, but you won't feel like  you're at a Jeff Foxworthy show. And for once, you won't be rooting for the bad guy.

Friday: Down to the final 4....

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