We sip our whisky out of glass....jar.....

Tucker & Dale Vs Evil

      What we have here, is a couple of ne'er-do-well rednecks spending the weekend in their newly purchased 'weekend home'. At the same time, some lame-ass college kids are heading to the same area. Naturally, hijinks ensue!

     Dale and Tucker are the prototypical rednecks. Dale is fat,dumb (but has a photographic memory), and lacking in the 'talkn' to the wemins' department. The other, Tucker, is only slightly more intelligent. Oh, and thin. A gross series of unfortunate and hilarious events ensues and the college kids start dying off due to their ineptitude and rash assumptions. Weed whacker to the face, impaling yourself onto a branch, jumping into a shredder, shooting yourself in the head because you were looking down the barrel of a gun trying to figure out why it wouldn't shoot....Ya know, in hindsight, every one of these college kids is just dumber than a box of rocks. Hell, they couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. In the end, we're treated to College Boy vs. Redneck: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!!!

"Oh, nothing officer. We're just taking our torso out for a walk"

   

     While it wasn't laugh-a-minute, it was really amusing and I recommend it. Most of the acting is great but maybe the costume design was a slightly overdone. There's a lot of small subtleties that aren't' too hard to catch so it's not too smart for you. It's just a good watch. So watch it.

Friday:  What a terrible burden I've put upon myself....