Video Dead
I've tried to watch this several times, but it keeps getting removed from the streaming service RIGHT ON OCTOBER 1ST!! What kind of crap is that? Finally, I found it on youtube.com. And that is...regrettable...
Anyhoo, a random guy receives a TV from whereabouts unknown. The TV turns itself on and a zombie dead guy pops out and kills the homeowner because the dead hate the living. Fast forward and the house has been sold to a new family and the siblings are breaking the house in while waiting for parents to return from Saudi Arabia. While unpacking, some jackass from Texas shows up and asks for the TV, but they don't know anything about it because it's hidden in the attic. The Texan warns them not to meddle with things they don't understand. They say thanks and send him on his way. In nearly the same 10 minute period, Jr. hears a TV on in the attic and climbs in to retrieve it. Clearly, the boy isn't making the connection between the TV's exitance in the attic and the talking cowboy hat.
From there, it's zombies eating people, people running from zombies that eat people, key cast members get eaten...look, it's a crappy direct-to-video '80s horror film you might have seen on USA's Saturday Nightmares or Up All Night. Don't ask too much of this film because you're getting NOTHING. Just 90 minutes gone from your life. Maybe this will ease your pain after watching this.
Tuesday: How to make a horror film out of anything...
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