Caddy Hack
< sigh >What did I get myself into? What is this fresh hell? Who thought "This world needs a golf horror film"? I'll tell you who. It's the same person that has a fence post for a family tree. A person that likes golf. A person that wants to bastardize killer '80s comedies. A person that wants to waste your time...
Welcome to Old Glory Holes Golf Club. They have a slight gopher infestation, but their grounds keeper, Hambone, is on the case with his private fertilizer he developed on his own. Funny, he does not look like a scientist.
Anyhoo, his grand concoction has a unique property where it turns gophers into stone cold lethal killers with glowing eyes. Science!!!
Soon, the homicidal gophers begin their war against humanity with knives, exploding beer bottles, neck munching, dick biting, and chest bursting. It's up to the caddies to save the day, as long as you tip.
OK, in truth, this is a dumb movie, but that's its purpose. It doesn't take itself serious, and I like that. Nobody can act, and they know it. The story is weak, and they still milk it for anything silly. And for those that like musicals, you'll love the Balls Deep number. It really ties the movie together.
Wednesday: Go away, zombies!!! Nobody likes you!!!
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