Monday, October 7, 2024

Ground beef, tomato sauce, onions...and some dumb

 Inhumanwich



     A clown-faced astronaut is sent to do space things in space. While up there, an accident occurs and he's dosed up with mega-radiation that combines him with a sandwich he was eating. From this un-godly combination, he becomes the Inumanwich! The plot is as tight as the science. Picture The Blob, but made out of sloppy joes. 

Hawt!!!

     It slithers around, eats people, grows, rinse & repeat. It's not the deepest puddle you've stepped in, you know for sure you've stepped in something.

    Yes, this is a bad movie, but semi-intentionally. It's "filmed" in complete black and white...probably on an I-Phone. The jokes are subtle, but not horrible. But they're also not laugh out loud either. 73 minutes is just about right for this 'movie', and you never have to watch it again.


Saturday (yes, I know I'm behind): A sequel to a classic sequel that only people like me asked for.

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