Murdercycle
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| Nothing in this poster happens in the movie. Literally, NOTHING happens in this movie. |
Oh how did I miss this gem from the late 90s? A motorcycle enthusiast riding around a military base at night witnesses a meteorite crashing into the ground. He does the smart thing and investigates the crash site, only to find a small ball...that opens up and fully encompasses him in some sort of space demon robot armor. The space demon robot now has a motorcycle and just wants to kill people. The next day, the military starts hunting it with a small unit of 'Marines', some CIA spook, and a psychic. And they're all idiots. Idiots that can't act. Hard to believe, right?
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| What we all wanted. |
Anyhoo, there's not much to detail here. It's a seriously boring movie. It's a great movie to fold laundry, read an article, or nap to. And there's nobody to root for. The jarheads are annoying, the CIA spook is a slow turd, the psychic ham-fists her way through her lifeless dialog, and the Murdercycle...not even that dork can give me hope in this movie. It was so bad, the commercial breaks were lovely. Time to move on....
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| The wet fart we got. |
Friday: How about some finger sandwiches?
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