Bimbo Movie Bash
Sent on a mission from a planet 5 light years away, a team of...um...anti-misogynist enforcers lands on planet Earth to teach chauvinist pig-dog men a lesson in equality and respect...by wearing skimpy clothing, bad acting, and bare bewbs! And really, what did you expect? The name of their home planet is Bimbus 36D...nyuk nyuk nyuk.
This is largely a movie of mash-ups; scenes pulled from countless bad sci-fi films, stock footage, over-dubs, and zero original footage. It's loosely stitched together to form a bigger, dumber movie filled with bad dick jokes and pointless nudity. By the half way point, you're bored of seeing scenes ripped from Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death and realize there is a reason this movie has been buried in someone's archive for almost 3 decades. It should have stayed there. This isn't a Halloween film, this is my annual Mulligan movie. Moving on...
This fucking cast:
Adrienne Barbeau!
Morgan Fairchild!
Julie Strain!
Shannon Tweed!
Linnea Quigley!
And at his '80s B-Movie best, Bill Maher.
Monday: Stop confusing the holidays!
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