Thanksgiving
On Black Friday eve, a store opens early and a stampede ensues, causing a handful of fatalities. Sadness happens and we spring forward a year later for a good ole revenge murder fest.
Some dude that looks like Guy Fawkes's loser cousin starts a murder rampage of all the biggest offenders of the riot shopping spree, each one dying in as gory as possible manner.
This movie is based on a trailer from the movie Grindhouse. This would also make it the 3rd full length movie to spring from the fake trailers and each one has been over the top violent. My personal fav is Hobo With a Shotgun. Anyhoo, good movie but also kind of basic? I mean...Patrick Dempsy? Really?
Deaths include:
Death by dumpster
Death by beheading x2
Death by 180 degree head spin
Death by a knifey trampoline
Death by table saw
Death by parade float
Death by oven
Death my meat tenderizer
Death by fiery explosion....maaaybe
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