How to ruin a shower scene....

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Settle in, kids. This one is a doozy.

     Lloyd Kaufman just doesn't give a fuck anymore. In the first 3 minutes, we're treated to a high school woman's shower scene that starts out great, but ends in a horrible mess as one of the teen girls suddenly starts her period...and it's radioactive. This has some sad consequences as it melts most of the other woman in the shower. Bummer. And nearly every shower scene ends in a bloodbath mixed with toxic acid. And fear not, it's not just the ladies that get naked. There's a very underwhelming peen scene that I'm thankful nobody has turned into a gif. But here's hint: Prince. Albert.

     And as for the plot...just don't. Don't worry about what's not there. It's all over the place, makes no sense, and you'll be distracted by all the damn nudity. It's so over the top, it's almost exhausting. For fuck sake, Lloyd fellates a goddamn banana! There's a penis ripping scene (mostly censored), and assorted insane gross-out violence. You'll need a nap after this one.

Jesus, Lloyd! What the fuck?!!?

All-star cast includes:

Crazy old man Lloyd Kaufman

Rapist Ron Jeremy

Monique Dupree...whoever the hell that is.

Stan Lee

Internet Famous James Rolfe.

But I saved the best for last:

PRESIDENT LEMMY

Sunday: I'm don't think this qualifies as a feminist film