Class of Nukem High 3
Finally, some sanity has returned to our realm. The world owes Lloyd Kaufman a debt of gratitude. Needless to say, I'll be quick about this one because it's 0% meat and 100% insanity.
Our film starts with a giant rampaging squirrel. Welcome back to Tromaville. After its quick defeat, we're given a flashback of the second movie, the equally insane Class of Nukem High 2. That takes a really long time! 25 minutes before we get to the regular story. And trust me...there's no need to pay close attention to the story. That's the magic of a Troma film: Zero expectations of a good plot so you won't be disappointed. Bad acting, over acting, nuclear waste jokes, and a helicopter trying to feed a giant poison acorn to a giant nuclear squirrel all in the first 5 minutes.
All I can really say is there's plenty over the top violence, lots of bewbs, whacky silliness, 'jokes', and...did I mention bewbs? Yeah, there's a lot of that. Like I said, ignore the plot and welcome the chaos.
All Star cast includes:
Brick Bronski
Tromie The Mutant Squirrel
...and the rapist Ron Jeremy. Ewwww!!
Wednesday: One from north of the 38th parallel...
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