The Hug
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| WHY....WHY would you hug this?!? |
Let's start with something silly. Quite frankly animatronic bands in children's arcades have always creeped me out. Let's see how this pans out....
It's little Aden's birthday party at Pandory's Pan Pizza Palace, and he want's to see Pandory...do animatronic stuff? There's only one of them so I guess there's no band. The manager says "no", and the show will start later on. Aden's a spoiled brat so after distracting the manager, he picks his master key set and starts up Pandory for a private show. Pandory ask for a hug and Aden obliges. However, Pandory's mask falls off to reveal a hell-beast of some sort while attempting to crush Aden with that hug. The manager notices someone's missing and runs to the stage to see what in the what is going on. After a awkward pause, poor Aden's hand comes bursting out of Pandory's mouth and...the credits roll. WTF? Yeah, by the way, it's a fucking 5 minute short, not a full feature. And I missed that very important detail.
Sure, I have time to throw another film in but I'm just going to let this slide and start over tomorrow. It's not like I don't have 30 other films to watch
Friday: Legendary and dumb...
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