Leprechaun Returns
This film tries to erase ALL the other sequels (understandable) and takes plase 25 years after the first film with only Ozzie returning....because apparently Jennifer Aniston has better things to do. The original movie ended with Lep getting trapped in a well. 25 years later, a squad of sorority girls (academic, I'm sure) come to 'rebuild' the house and create a self sustaining farm off the grid. They've been told the water in the well is contaminated, despite testing clean by one of the sisters. Poor Ozzie thinks he hears voices in the well and looks down into it. Knowing how these movies go, he peers down into the well and has some water splash him in the face and I guess that's just how leprechauns procreate because soon Ozzie gives birth to Lep via eviseral stomach bursting. Now Lep is loose, and indiscriminately killing everyone he sees. Would someone just give this asshole his gold back?
The rest is typical cat & mouse chase, along with a LOT of bad decisions. The only redeeming thing about this film is it does make fun of itself in that respect. But still....it's a Leprechaun movie and you're going to groan a lot. This was a made for TV production via SyFy TV and it reminds me of the early 90's horror films but with a little more light-hearted humor. Might wanna watch this one stoned.
Death by:
Stomach bursting
Head run over by mail truck while stuck in a mail box
Sliced in half by a solar panel
Sprinkler head impalement
Drone decapitation
One exploded Leprechaun.
Impaled on a 'Golden Trowl" award
Saturday: OMG!!! GHOSTS!!!
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